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Oliver Cromwell 6:13 Mon Mar 2
Which WHITE England footballer is this ? (AJ thread)

What Black England footballer is this ?

An England footballer is believed to have been arrested over allegations that he had sex with a 14-year-old girl.

The unnamed footballer, who also plays in the Premiership, was picked up at his home at 9.15am and police discovered a gun in the house, according to The Sun.

It was alleged that the gun was loaded, according to the paper, but legally owned.

A neighbour told the paper: ‘I haven’t seen the player all day. I just assumed there had been a burglary.

‘As far as I know he lives there with his girlfriend.’

defjam 11:15 Tue Mar 3
Re: Which WHITE England footballer is this ?

This one was posted first so should get preference even though the original headline had the WRONG colour for some reason?

Spandex Sidney 9:02 Mon Mar 2
Re: Which WHITE England footballer is this ?

Apparently Sheffield Utd are upset that as we were linked with him a while back it contributed to their relegation 4 years previously.

They are instructing the Association of Black Lawyers as we speak.

wansteadman 8:54 Mon Mar 2
Re: Which WHITE England footballer is this ?

Change his name to Muhammad buy a chip shop in Rotherham and he'll be fine

Takashi Miike 8:54 Mon Mar 2
Re: Which WHITE England footballer is this ?

"14 year olds Dude"

Spandex Sidney 8:53 Mon Mar 2
Re: Which WHITE England footballer is this ?

Well he clearly scores when he wants.

diddly 8:49 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

Knew there was a bit of a Clive Walker about him- so the rumours were true!

collyrob 8:41 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

adam NONCEson

Dr Congo 8:36 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

Cut his Johnson off.

Stranded 8:29 Mon Mar 2
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DukeofDevo

If I was his lawyer, I know what I'd be thinking.

"So, Ms. ****, you say you're CERTAIN my client is the man who assaulted you?"

*everyone gasps as an identically dressed checkerboard man enters the court*

Takashi Miike 8:27 Mon Mar 2
Re: Which WHITE England footballer is this ?

dirty nonce. I hope he's been put on the register

I wonder if he knew saville or glitter?

LeroysBoots 8:26 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

https://twitter.com/bbcsporf/status/572456555372802049

1chop 8:22 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

Is this meant to be a recent thing? I heard about a couple of years ago that he got up to this kind of business. I wrote it of as bollocks at the time as the fella who told me is a bit of a spanner and couldn't see how he'll be noncing up young girls from the south.

DukeofDevo 8:20 Mon Mar 2
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Stranded 8:00 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

Who'd have thought you'd get two looking exactly the same incredible!

Stranded 8:00 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

No arguments there. If you look at his facebook photo it's easy to see how the confusion arose.

defjam 7:52 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

He needs a good kicking until he's gold and white!

Stranded 7:46 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

One minute he's black, now he's white?!

It's like that 'what colour is this dress' picture, but with a sex offender.

BRANDED 7:45 Mon Mar 2
Re: Which WHITE England footballer is this ?

White man shags young girl horror.
Only racists would bring up the colour of the perp.

Oliver Cromwell 7:43 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

No doubt if guilty will do a few months then find a new club

defjam 7:43 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

OC - It's one of YOUR lot!

Thunderlips 7:42 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

the cunt deserves to be torn from limb to limb

monto 7:41 Mon Mar 2
Re: What Black England footballer is this ?

Black cat

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